Welcome!
We have a lot of folded pieces of paper.
NEW CARDS RELEASED TO THE UNIVERSE
A funny wedding card for anyone ready to click "I do."
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A2 (4.25” × 5.5”) card on premium linen cardstock with a kraft envelope and sealing sticker. Blank inside. Handmade in Texas.
Ghostwriting is a tricky business.
Funny card for Halloween time!
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A2 (4.25” × 5.5”) card on premium linen cardstock with a kraft envelope and sealing sticker. Blank inside. Handmade in Texas.
A greeting card dies shortly after being opened, leaving behind an envelope and a recipient unsure of what just happened.
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A2 (4.25” × 5.5”) card on premium linen cardstock with a kraft envelope and sealing sticker. Blank inside. Handmade in Texas.
Possibly the most important time on a birthday.
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A2 (4.25” × 5.5”) card on premium linen cardstock with a kraft envelope and sealing sticker. Blank inside. Handmade in Texas.
If the Grim Reaper showed up at your door, maybe he would want the Halloween candy.
Or maybe it's just a kid in a costume!
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A2 (4.25” × 5.5”) card on premium linen cardstock with a kraft envelope and sealing sticker. Blank inside. Handmade in Texas.
A birthday card for a dog or a human!
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A2 (4.25” × 5.5”) card on premium linen cardstock with a kraft envelope and sealing sticker. Blank inside. Handmade in Texas.
Woman-Owned & Operated
Handmade in the USA
From our small Texas studio, we design, print, fold, cut and mail our handmade greeting cards to you directly.
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Happy Turtle Greetings believes in slowing down like a turtle and savoring life's moments with a quirky card. Our shop celebrates the simple joy of both giving and receiving cards in good times and in bad. We believe there is a lot of love in our world and *happy* turtles all the way down!
Our shop's name, Happy Turtle Greetings, plays off the idea of the old philosophical anecdote, "turtles all the way down," where the Earth is supported by an infinite stack of turtles—each one representing regression, but at our card company, they are *happy* turtles that compound on one another, representing endless joy.
Over 900 5-Star Reviews
“Totally different, which is what
I like. The card stock is of good quality. Delivery was quick. I'll be buying more.”
“Great having a card with more personality than what you find at
the store.”
— Monika— Taylor“It was the best card received! Thanks for making a magical moment for family
and friends!”
— NancyOur Weird Little Slice of American Pie
With a nod to Don McLean, here are the three cards we admire most:
The Father,
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Father nature is the reason they care deeply about grass.
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A2 (4.25” × 5.5”) card on premium linen cardstock with a kraft envelope and sealing sticker. Blank inside. Handmade in Texas.
Sun,
When someone touches your sol (soul, light)... let them know with this card!
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A2 (4.25” × 5.5”) card on premium linen cardstock with a kraft envelope and sealing sticker. Blank inside. Handmade in Texas.
and the Holy Toast.
Remember the early 2000s, when Jesus kept appearing in toast?
This card works as a unique gift for Easter, church friends, or anyone who can appreciate religious humor.
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A2 (4.25” × 5.5”) card on premium linen cardstock with a kraft envelope and sealing sticker. Blank inside. Handmade in Texas.